Add the cottage cheese, pistachios, and maple syrup or honey to a blender or food processor.
Blend until completely smooth, stopping to scrape down the sides as needed.
Transfer the mixture to a freezer-safe container and smooth the top.
Freeze for 4–6 hours, until firm.
Remove from the freezer, scoop and serve!
(Note: If you leave it to freeze overnight, remove it from the freezer 30–45 minutes before serving to allow it to soften for easy scooping)
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Notes
This works best as a day-of recipe. Freeze for 4–6 hours, then serve. If frozen overnight, it will be very firm. Let it sit out before scooping.
The recipe is flexible with sweeteners. You can use white sugar, brown sugar, maple syrup, honey, date syrup, or zero-calorie sweeteners. Adjust to taste.
Less sugar means a firmer freeze. If you reduce the sweetener, expect a harder texture that needs extra thaw time.
Swaps: To make this dairy-free, use a dairy-free cottage cheese alternative.